Sex education by phua chu kang (pck)

Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must read ah.......
hehehehe.....

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same
like when you dig your nose with your fingermah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she ishaving her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!

lol.

Buying present's day!!

I woke up at 8.30am
reached mv at 10am
walk there walk here
then met up wif my dad at the gym
then go eat breakfast at starbucks
then... SHOPPING TIME!!! WOOH`~~

1stly.. we went to timbaland
bought my dad n my bro's stuff
then went to three point stg
bought my nike shoe!!

about 11.30
my dad went off 4 work
then me n my mum went buying decorating stuff 4 the hse n i bought Amanda's present
then we went to jusco
bought some stuff
went bac to the car n stuff everything inside

about 12.15
we waited my bro at the gardens
then my mum went shopping at AX
me n my bro went buying presents at mv
then my mum wanted me to buy a jacket that cost ***
i pk lo
then borrowed money from my bro TT... hw sad
then i went to watch IP MAN at the gardens
quite an interesting show u noe..
then again shop here shop there until 7.30 like that
then my dad called, call us to go bac..
yaay at last
my legs were in pain
n my hands r too cauze carrying so much stuff walking around the whole day
then went bac
bath .. wrapped the presents
then about 10.15pm
went to church ...bla bla bla
12pm~ merry christmas!!
everybody were hugging n shaking hands in the church
then went bac n reached home at about 12.15am
slept at about 1am
wat a terrible 45 mins on the bed
dun ask Y..
then went to bed


WAT A WHOLE DAY!!!
LOL.

Thanks WS XD

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